I'm livid. Below is an exact copy and paste of an email I just received. Like, what the fucking fuck does this ho want me to do to remedy the situation? Not only does she not offer any suggestion to fix this shit... it is MOST certainly NOT a part of my job description. PS this woman is so annoying. Like fucking annoying as shit and wears a red shawl with fringes every day.
Hi J,
I hate to be a bother, but I lost $1.50 in the soda machine between yesterday and today. Each time I selected Ginger Ale, it would give me Mountain Dew.
Deb
First of all, yes, her real name is FUCKING DEB! DEB?! Of course it is. And Ginger Ale??? REALLY DEB?!?!?! Tummy trouble got ya down?
And? What? You want me to fucking break into that shit and retreive your GD buck and a half? Deal with it. You hate to be a bother? fuck you. The vending machine is a high risk investment, everyone knows that. Lastly, the sodas are exactly ONE dollar each. ONE. No more, no less. How the fuck did DEB lose a dollar AND A HALF??
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